This one is for my gal Ryan!
I have to be real honest here...I thought you gals were nuts to post the contents of your purse on your blog...but then I thought - I could post mine - I don't have half of the crazy shit that most of these chicks have - no problem. So here it is...the BIG BAG!
So, what have we got here? The BIG BAG (in the top left corner (that you can't really see so well because of my janky-ass camera)... A couple of books - yes - I read - Altered and HTML (yeah geek). A bunch of girliness - 2 nail files, 3 tubes of mascara (can we ever have enough?), lip gloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, lotion, cuticle stuff, floss, 2 things of visine (red eye from staring at the computer - seriously), advil, excedrin, some Burts Bees lip stuff, nose spray and nail polish, kleenex - cause I'm a crier, diet pills (un-opened cause I'm a weenie and really want to take diet pills - but too scared to actually do it *frown*) That little pile of pills you see there, not narcotics *sad face*, but a multi-vitamin.
Let's see...as shit-ton of pens that I 'borrowed' from work, and extra pair of socks (cause you never know when the urge to go bowling might pop up), one lighter - which is really kind of shocking - cause I'm a smoker - I mean seriously! A cork (from a bottle of La Creme - mmmm delicious!) that I have no idea how it got into the BIG BAG? A tire pressure gage and a bottle opener (sounding like McGyver with every sentence here, huh?) A handful of change (zen) and a pile of post-its, receipts, note pads, and other crap that is crapping up my BIG BAG!
More girliness - hair claws, clips, and headband. Mardi Gras beads? No clue. A necklace and couple of ridiculously over sized earrings (hookerish?) Brown thread? huh?
Got to have my girlie wallet in addition to the 'man' wallet (it is seriously much more convenient) Staff passes for the Queensryche show - that we totally didn't get to go to. *sad face* Scissors, sunglasses, batteries, and chip clip? (and.......McGyver!)
And, of course, all my computer crap. A couple of power supplies, external harddrive, iPOD, flash drive, cell phone, cables and connectors, and a stack of CDs - mostly vectors, music, and programs - my goodness!
I think it's time for an upgrade - a BIGGER BAG YO!
3 comments:
I am glad to know that we are prepared for WW3. The tire guage will keep us rollin and the bottle opener will keep us drunk.
Yeah... I'm feeling pretty boring right now with my purse full of gum wrappers. Seriously. I think that's all there is, besides keys, wallet, and cell phone. Just lots and lots of gum wrappers. Sigh. I hope that if I'm ever in an emergency situation where I suddenly need a tire guage, some lip gloss, or Visine (or, you know, all three at once... hey, could happen) that I'm near someone like you. Cuz I don't really see the gum wrappers getting me very far.
Thanks for popping in at my blog today and for your incredibly kind comment!!!
I think this "...A handful of change and a pile of post-its..." would be more McGyver.
But whatever. You totally rock girl! :) And make me smile sooo big! Your purse is AWH-SOME!
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