100 Things About Me!

I've been avoiding this one for a long time, so here goes nothing.

1. I am lucky.
2. In life, in love, in work, in friends, sort-of with the family.
3. I am completely in love with the man man.
4. Some days I am really crappy at showing my love for the man man.
5. Some days I do exceedingly well at showing my love for the man man.
6. I am a worrier.
7. Nail biter.
8. Lip chewer.
9. I have a huge guilt complex.
10. Don't know where it came from.
11. Don't know how to get rid of it.
12. I have many addictions.
13. I thoroughly enjoy crappy girlie paperback novels.
14. Love smoking that early morning cigarette.
14b. Hate smelling like smoke.
15. Amazon.com is my favorite website.
15b. Have maxed out credit cards on Amazon.com and I am not ashamed.
16. Love the sun.
16b. Love having a tan (I don't do so well with the pastiness)
17. Love to cook.
17b. More specifically - bake.
19. My mother taught me how to cook (and bake).
20. Miss my parents...even though they are only and hour and a half away.
21. Have great parents.
22. I am fully thankful for my parents.
23. Was adopted.
24. Hate that I am adopted.
25. But thankful. Very thankful.
26. My biological mother was nothing more than an egg donor and a whore.
26b. We don't really get along.
27. My biological father I am still on the fence with.
28. I have two half brothers that I have never met.
29. I have two brothers that I grew up with that I hardly know.
30. Still struggling with the adoption issue.
31. Have a fantastic job...could be career?
32. I am the art department for a classic rock station.
33. Could there be a cooler job?
33b. My co-workers call me 'the ninja'
34. I am such a computer geek.
35. Don't know how that happened either.
36. The man man is a bigger computer geek - let's blame him!
37. Desperately need a hobby.
38. Have very few interests - there is a conflict.
39. Love to travel.
40. Wish I could travel more.
41. Yearn to go to Europe.
42. Learning to speak French.
43. Working on my Spanish.
44. I get nervous when I blog.
45. And smoke too many cigarettes.
46. I am fully in favor of cosmetic surgery.
47. Would like to have some cosmetic surgery.
48. My nose is broken in two places. Seriously.
49. If I was a rock star - I would be a drummer.
50. Even though I don't come fully equipped with any kind of rhythm.
51. I check my e-mail 15 times a day - at least.
52. Sometimes, I just leave it open in another tab and watch it.
53. E-mail is my preferred method of communication.
54. I am a certified wedding and event planner.
54b. Wish I had more weddings or events to plan.
55. I love weddings.
55b. And the whole process that goes along with it.
56. Looking forward to my own wedding.
57. Not rushing it.
58. I think I am extraordinarily funny.
59. I like to tell dirty jokes.
60. I am terrified that I have not done enough in my life.
61. I struggle with feelings of inadequacy.
62. I have fallen out of love with music.
63. Most of what comes out now is over-processed crap.
64. I have hope that I will enjoy music again.
65. I always thought that was a sign of getting old.
66. I am not happy about adulthood.
67. I burp a lot. Ridiculously a lot.
68. Can't help it.
69. Thankful the man man accepts me the way I am.
70. Want to go back to college.
71. Want to go to culinary school.
71b. More specifically - to pastry school.
72. I have large feet and big boobies.
73. I am truly annoyed that they don't make cuter shoes and bras for gals like me.
74. Spell check has ruined me and my handwriting has gone to shit.
75. Took a calligraphy class - and was really good at it (note: calligraphy and handwriting are two very different things).
76. Took a cake decorating class - and ate too much cake!
77. I want to learn how to blow glass.
78. I am a web designer - on the side.
79. I just joined the gym.
80. I hope you all give me shit when I don't go.
81. I hope I live to be really old.
82. I hope the man man and I get really old together.
83. I'm okay with wrinkles - I think they add character.
84. I believe there is a direct connection between headaches and the length of my toenails.
85. I don't watch TV, but I will download a whole season and watch it all in one sitting.
86. I want to learn to dance - I mean really dance.
87. I am a lover of useless knowledge.
88. And ridiculous flash games.
89. Pretty sure I want to start a cooking blog.
90. Maybe an adoption blog.
91. Love to be silly on this blog.
92. Wish I had more girl friends.
93. Miss my girl friends like crazy - it's a shame we're so far apart.
94. I lived in Hawaii for a while.
95. It changed me in the best ways. (To be honest I should say that living 5,000 miles away from everyone I know allowed me to change me in the best ways.)
96. I get overly excited about the smallest things - like new flip-flops.
97. I am a flip-flop fan! Probably have 25 pairs in my closet.
98. The only downside to flip-flops is the must-have pedicure.
99. I want to get more pedicures.
100. I have exceptionally great hair - 3 feet of exceptionally great hair - even with the hard water in San Antonio.
101. My dream car is a Blu Oceano Maserati GranTurismo! (very James Bondish)
101b. My dream SUV is the Stornoway Grey Metallic Range Rover.
102. I talk in cliches when I get nervous. I hate talking in cliche!
103. I can find an excuse for OR reason my way out of any situation. It's a real talent.
104. I am an awful liar. Seriously. But can still make excuses or reason.
105. I know that I'm well over 100 things, but you really just need to know them!